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"When you wholeheartedly adopt a "with all your heart" attitude and go out with 
the positive principle, you can do incredible things." - -- Norman Vincent Peale


"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." - Michael Pritchard

"I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.  I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.  But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over."


Ole was turning 88 and was overweight,so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc:  'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'Ole nodded..'I'll tell you though, by golly, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.Ole: 'Heck no, it wuz from all dat skippin'.
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Life is short, make fun of it - or make it fun - whatever!! :)

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